i’m not a comedian but…

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Some people find me hilarious, or maybe I just think they do. Regardless of which, I think I’m capable of bringing joy and laughter to the masses if given the right viechle, the right opportunity, the right stage.
(Something tells me this isn’t it, blogging that is.)
I may not be a comedian, but I can say rather funny things to entertain those around me. Those who know me well may have experienced this. Those who haven’t yet can expect it tomorrow. Those who read this blog may find yourselves giggling at times for no apparent reason.
Entertainment is my life’s purpose, the movies especially. To entertain is to give people something to think about, laugh about, cry about.
If my words here don’t touch you in one way or another, then I’m not doing it right.
If you don’t care, no one can make you.
i can be productive if i want to be…

It’s not that I’m unproductive, but in the past, I’ve found myself with a lot of idle time. When you get things done, you’re left with a sense of emptiness. Like in Memento, once you’re gotten your revenge, what else is there to strive for?
Sometimes, this can drive you mad. You find every excuse possible to delay completing the tasks at hand; you wait for the last possible moment to minimize that loss; you act busy rather than getting busy.
When procrastination rears its ugly head, it’s just like looking into a mirror, because ultimately, there’s only yourself to blame.
give me money so i can stop asking…

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Money. Who needs it? I do. You do. So does everyone else.
When you have none, you fantasize about having a ton.
When you have lots, you fantasize about having more.
The truth is, I know I have plenty of knowledge and special skills that are useful to others. I’m willing and ready to work for my financial stability.
My days of being wild are over and it’s time for me to get a real J.O.B..
Here’s my reasoning for why that’s a shame:
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